This is what happens when you AFK away from your friends. They show up and give you cake, and beer.
Probably two of Lettre’s best friends, Khaxus and Oudette :3
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
I am super frustrated right now and I wanna fuck.
e-e WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN ON DAYS JOHN CAN’T COME OVER!?!
shadow-theoriginalhipsterswaggot:
I was in the chat room for over 17 hours straight yesterday, staying up until 7 in the morning. That’s ridiculous…I was tired and didn’t feel well, bored, but I didn’t want to leave because I didn’t want to be the reason we lost or whatever. It got to a point where there just wasn’t enough people….
» I can try to be on from 2-8, don’t work until 5 PM tomorrow night, and I have shit to do on WoW, so as long as I set my alarm to go off every 10 minutes and refresh mweor I should be good to go :P
All I wanted…
Was to RP with John.
To hop on sniggle, RP with him, have a good time. We can’t get together for a while, so I was like “RP!” And then…
I get guilt tripped into RP on Alliance, then guilted into Battle Grounds. Now I’m doing a Raid.
John had to log off.
I am fucking crying because the one thing I wanted to do I didn’t get to, and I am having another funk of depression and it sucks balls cause I don’t have him or Sassy. I feel alone and like I have no one, and I tell everyone I’m fine but really I just don’t want to do this, I want to play with John, not anyone else.
Is it really so much to ask for?
EDIT: And he downed the boss that dropped the mount we were both trying for while I was switching to my druid. Awesome. I wouldn’t even have had a chance at it if it had dropped. Fuck life.
2 OwO
Oh I much prefer rough sex. :3 I broke my bed beyond repair, so I have to sleep on a mattress on the floor now. xD
NSFW ASKS
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
You may direct these at any and every character I have, clicketh my character hub if you are fuzzy on whom I have ;D or if you know of someone, COME AT ME BRO.
Donno whats going on…
But if any of my customs in my cattery would help with the mod vs. Player thing, feel free to let me know and I’ll throw them up for free stud with MvP in their name so you know it’s ok. I would like to participate but I’ll be working 99% of the time, and probably on WoW the rest »;
Also, May 4th was the anniversary of me joining.
4 years ago. »
I feel a bit pathetic about that.
Whelp…
Got my friend a job today.
Time to go be a bitch to everyone else for the week ^^
Sorry guys, have fun :P
if you think you’re bad at making oc’s…
a couple of years ago i made a werefox oc and his main problem in life was that he liked keeping hot wings in his pocket and had to keep cleaning his pockets because of hot sauce
…. This sounds like me in real life… Only instead of hot wings it’s chow mein… and instead of werefox its fat ass » *Pulls out Chowmein and starts eating.*
