The Un Burro Report

Who the fuck calls at 6 in the morning, to let someone know they’re working an earlier shift,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:30:19 -0400

Who the fuck calls at 6 in the morning, to let someone know they’re working an earlier shift, in two days? e-e

This is what happens when you AFK away from your friends. They...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:39:03 -0400

This is what happens when you AFK away from your friends. They show up and give you cake, and beer.

Probably two of Lettre’s best friends, Khaxus and Oudette :3

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:13:45 -0400

nopestillatom:

I am super frustrated right now and I wanna fuck. e-e WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN ON DAYS JOHN...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:22:26 -0400

I am super frustrated right now and I wanna fuck.

e-e WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN ON DAYS JOHN CAN’T COME OVER!?!

..shadoω..: I was in the chat room for over 17 hours straight yesterday, staying...

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:07:36 -0400

..shadoω..: I was in the chat room for over 17 hours straight yesterday, staying...:

shadow-theoriginalhipsterswaggot:

I was in the chat room for over 17 hours straight yesterday, staying up until 7 in the morning. That’s ridiculous…I was tired and didn’t feel well, bored, but I didn’t want to leave because I didn’t want to be the reason we lost or whatever. It got to a point where there just wasn’t enough people….

» I can try to be on from 2-8, don’t work until 5 PM tomorrow night, and I have shit to do on WoW, so as long as I set my alarm to go off every 10 minutes and refresh mweor I should be good to go :P

All I wanted...

Tue, 07 May 2013 03:26:00 -0400

Was to RP with John.

To hop on sniggle, RP with him, have a good time. We can’t get together for a while, so I was like “RP!” And then…

I get guilt tripped into RP on Alliance, then guilted into Battle Grounds. Now I’m doing a Raid.

John had to log off.

I am fucking crying because the one thing I wanted to do I didn’t get to, and I am having another funk of depression and it sucks balls cause I don’t have him or Sassy. I feel alone and like I have no one, and I tell everyone I’m fine but really I just don’t want to do this, I want to play with John, not anyone else.

Is it really so much to ask for?

EDIT: And he downed the boss that dropped the mount we were both trying for while I was switching to my druid. Awesome. I wouldn’t even have had a chance at it if it had dropped. Fuck life.

2 OwO

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:51:08 -0400

Oh I much prefer rough sex. :3 I broke my bed beyond repair, so I have to sleep on a mattress on the floor now. xD

NSFW ASKS

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:30:34 -0400

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

You may direct these at any and every character I have, clicketh my character hub if you are fuzzy on whom I have ;D or if you know of someone, COME AT ME BRO.

Donno whats going on...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:05:47 -0400

But if any of my customs in my cattery would help with the mod vs. Player thing, feel free to let me know and I’ll throw them up for free stud with MvP in their name so you know it’s ok. I would like to participate but I’ll be working 99% of the time, and probably on WoW the rest »;

Also, May 4th was the anniversary of me joining.

4 years ago. »

I feel a bit pathetic about that.

Whelp… Got my friend a job today. Time to go be a bitch to everyone else for the week ^^ Sorry...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:01:17 -0400

Whelp…

Got my friend a job today.

Time to go be a bitch to everyone else for the week ^^

Sorry guys, have fun :P

typefaces-and-airships: if you think you’re bad at making oc’s… a couple of years ago i made a...

Fri, 03 May 2013 01:09:04 -0400

typefaces-and-airships:

if you think you’re bad at making oc’s…

a couple of years ago i made a werefox oc and his main problem in life was that he liked keeping hot wings in his pocket and had to keep cleaning his pockets because of hot sauce

…. This sounds like me in real life… Only instead of hot wings it’s chow mein… and instead of werefox its fat ass » *Pulls out Chowmein and starts eating.*

Un Burro is getting her cutie mark? :o Oh my… but why is...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:05:57 -0400

Un Burro is getting her cutie mark? :o

Oh my… but why is it a smiley face? »

BECAUSE THAT IS ALL ANYONE CAN THINK OF FOR HAPPINESS >:U WTF?!

I am coming up with something of my own that won’t make her such a happy ass (hehe) and be a bit more unique.

Though I do kinda like how it looks on her, the yellow really goes with her eyes :3

Just a quick WIP. Was gonna post the sketch, but I...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:19:09 -0400

Just a quick WIP. Was gonna post the sketch, but I forgot » WoWs down, no RP/WOW for me ;-; But that’s not what this is going to be for :D Wait to see guys x3 I’m kinda excited to show whats happened to my Little Un Burro ;P

It's happening.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:28:27 -0400

There was something I wanted to do for a while, and it’s happening.

A while ago I said I wanted to do a SIM site. I’ve been playing with ideas for a couple years, and I’ve never liked one enough to actually put serious thought into it. I know I have friend’s who wanted to do one with me, but I don’t think we’re going through with it together. This doesn’t bother me much as I’ve been wanting to do a ‘no donations necessary site.’

What does that mean?

Well, since I’m posting this on the mweor tag, cause you guys are the only one’s I’ve ever cared enough to mention this to, I’ll use MP as an example.

Pretty much, there would be no points only items (Like on Mweor statues, and shinies.) There would be 2 currencies, one you can buy if you want, this would be .25 each, and they would simply make it a bit easier. For every $25 spent there would be a special item to aid you in an area of the game. This would be an account locked item that you could not sell/trade.

This special currency would be account locked, you would be unable to trade/sell it at all. Any item bought with the currency could be sold/traded.

“But you said you don’t need to pay…”

Oh, you wouldn’t. The special currency will be winnable, once a week there would be a contest, sometimes it’d be drawing, writing, etc. Prizes would be large sums of the currency as well, so it’s not like you’re not putting effort in for nothing.

There would be custom making items, but there’d be something different than most if not all SIM sites I’ve seen, all creatures can and will die eventually.

Customs will start out at 0, you will have to care for the ‘egg’ ‘sac’ or ‘embryo’ for 2 days. After 2 days you’d get a notice and it would announce that you were able to ‘generate’ your new baby ‘creature.’ You would then be given several markings that you could choose from, as well as what sort of creature you’d like to have.

Oh, yes, forgot to mention egg, sac, and embryo will determine what species you get, not what specific creature, there will also be sub classes for each one to sort it further, eggs will be avian or reptilian creatures, sacs will be reptile like mammals, and embryos will be mammals.

Now, people are probably rolling their eyes and what not, and I don’t blame them.

But this is happening… I’m enrolling in a website creation class, it’s like, 1 day a week, same day I’ll have a class in coding.

I’m actually going to try making a site guys ;w;

Oh, and all proceeds would go right back into the site and the players. I’m not going to just pocket the money, this will be a hobby site for me, but all money will be spent on art for the site, and if possible actually paying mods » Because mods deserve to be paid for working just like anyone else. (That being said becoming a mod would be even HARDER than it is on Mweor.)

Uhhhhh my mind just sort of died, so if you have any questions about it, or whatever, you can drop them in my ask box and I’ll answer them. At the moment I’m playing with the idea of creating my Murr’s world and making it based around their cultures/life.

I’d like it to be a very heavy RP site, and it’d have all kinds of things to do, and not just creatures for things like breeding and work, but meat, furs, and other uses. These creatures will yield some useful item when they die, if you butcher an animal though, you can get 2-3 extra than if you let it die of old age.

I don’t even know if anyone else would be interested in this @_@;

MY MUSIC STOPPED PLAYING AND I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! HELP!

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 02:49:00 -0400

I have no idea why this was in the Aywas tag ._.

I just went into the bathroom at work to pee and m...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:42:30 -0400

I just went into the bathroom at work to pee and my apron was stuck to my bowtie. FML I have to pee!

I went to buy MP with my debit card through Paypal. My Paypal is locked xD I think Paypal is telling...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:10:46 -0400

I went to buy MP with my debit card through Paypal. My Paypal is locked xD

I think Paypal is telling me something » «

In other news, I just sprayed old spice in my eye and am waiting to cry diamonds.

zebeck: bechahns: cons-science: so were the animators and writers of this episode on crack or...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:38:58 -0400

zebeck:

bechahns:

cons-science:

so

were the animators and writers of this episode

on crack or something

because

you would either have to be so high to write this fucking episode

or just so bored

they thought

“hey, why don’t we just break the fourth wall of animating”

because I mean

just—

this is one of my favourite episodes

EVERYDAY I WATCHED CARTOON NETWORK HOPING THIS EPISODE WOULD COME UP I LOVE IT SO MUCH

I’m literally watching this episode RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

Poor dude...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:04:21 -0400

Helyanwe is being all shy and sweet and adorable and I just want to hug the fuck out of her myself.

But I don’t know how well she’ll do as a mate » She’s not one for physical contact, nor is she one for being all feeling talking. » She’s being good now, but… He’s in for a surprise when the shock of someone liking her wears off…

Of course, who knows, she’s extremely protective, and she shows love through small things, like ripping out the throat of thine enemies.

Hely, you are becoming as complicated as Lettre >:U

Shitty art cause I can. XDGlaive of Azzinoth dropped for my...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:58:39 -0400

Shitty art cause I can. XD

Glaive of Azzinoth dropped for my Druid last night, I ran that dungeon on my rogue literally 4 days ago, so this is how I imagine them interacting about it xD; I don’t know, my characters are such babies sometimes ._.

Lettre: You know you can’t use it, right?

Helyanwe: I DON’T CARE!

Helyanwe: its my soul item…

Hely is in cat form, because I can’t draw humans… also I am aware she’s gonna cut off her arm hugging the blade like that.